My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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