There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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