Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I wear drunk well.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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