How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
