and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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