he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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