dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
