Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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