just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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