Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
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