What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
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I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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