are you still at the devil's house?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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