I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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