ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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