Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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