I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
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I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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