So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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