Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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