What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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