When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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