We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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