Sponge bath it is.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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