5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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