i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i think i have herpe
just one?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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