I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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