letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
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If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Alive.
So much puke
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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