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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn

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  what?

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  i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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  You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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• (718): View more from New York

  They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you

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• (325): View more from Texas

  So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.

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• (415): View more from California

  I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well

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