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this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well