No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
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How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
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She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing