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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

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(404 ): you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood. http://tfl.nu/0x0h

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I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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(818): I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder. http://tfl.nu/z8u4

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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.

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(980): My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less. http://tfl.nu/l7sw

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searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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(760): searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this http://tfl.nu/chn0

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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(714): we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet http://tfl.nu/qhid

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(516): View more from New York

Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating

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(516): Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating http://tfl.nu/ijjp

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(941): View more from Florida

Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?

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(941): Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass? http://tfl.nu/sdtw

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I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice

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(954): I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice http://tfl.nu/nj79

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(407): View more from Florida

It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.

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(407): It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs. http://tfl.nu/mrim

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(559): View more from California

Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus

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(559): Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus http://tfl.nu/vfd2

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(830): View more from Texas

Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?

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Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine

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drunken problem solving at its finest

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(830): Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra? (210): Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine (830): drunken problem solving at its finest http://tfl.nu/2c5e

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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing

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(425): Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing http://tfl.nu/hqjw

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I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.

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(810): I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style. http://tfl.nu/iivw

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(650): View more from California

And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.

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(650): And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time. http://tfl.nu/nm1x

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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.

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(727): I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair. http://tfl.nu/scdv

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