What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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