Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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