The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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