I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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