Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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