my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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