He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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