discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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