ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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