Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
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