My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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