yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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