i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
