haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Randomize