If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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