There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I had to cum in my sink.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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