Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
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A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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