that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
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You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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