The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
I smell stomach acid.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
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Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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