Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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