It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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