what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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