At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
