How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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