Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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