Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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