so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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