Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I want her autograph on my taint
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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