At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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