Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
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Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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